My Favorite Child Calls Me Hooman T-Shirt — Funny Pet Parent Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, cm	46.36	51.44	55.88	60.96	66.04
Length, cm	67.63	71.12	74.61	78.11	80.33
Sleeve length from center back, cm	41.28	45.09	48.26	52.07	55.25
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

Soft, lived-in tee made for people whose family includes paws. This heavyweight, garment-dyed shirt feels broken-in from day one and carries a quiet, confident humor—"My favorite child calls me hooman" front-and-center with a tiny paw that says everything without saying much. It slips on easily after a morning walk, holds up through weekend chores and couch cuddles, and washes into the same gentle texture you loved at first wear. Available in a wide range of rich, faded colors and sizes to suit every body and every pet parent vibe.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage feel
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean