My Favorite Child Calls Me Hooman T-Shirt — Funny Pet Lover Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, cm	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12
Length, cm	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82
Sleeve length, cm	22.61	23.37	24.13	24.64	25.40	26.42
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

Lightweight, breathable, and built for everyday wear — this tee says what every devoted pet parent knows: your fur baby is family. Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton sits close to the skin without feeling heavy, and the clean crew neckline keeps the look tidy whether you’re walking the neighborhood or lounging on the couch. The bold, centered text and small paw graphic read: “MY FAVORITE CHILD CALLS ME HOOMAN,” a little wink that lands with other dog (and cat) lovers. Subtle details like side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label keep the shirt comfortable and long-lasting. Responsibly sourced and REACH certified, this tee pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or a cozy cardigan for low-effort, high-soul outfits.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella Canvas 3001).
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, lasting shape.
- Side seams and shoulder tape enhance structure and reduce stretching.
- Durable, crisp print production (DTF/DTG depending on provider); small paw accent.
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, sourced from humane, certified manufacturing.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean