My Favorite Child Calls Me Hooman T-Shirt — Funny Pet Lover Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, cm	46.36	51.44	55.88	60.96	66.04	70.48
Length, cm	67.63	71.12	74.61	78.11	80.33	82.55
Sleeve length from center back, cm	41.28	45.09	48.26	52.07	55.25	59.05
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink for pet lovers. This garment-dyed tee feels like an old favorite from the moment you put it on — relaxed, substantial, and gently broken-in. Bold, simple lettering reads “My favorite child calls me Hooman” above a tiny paw print, a quiet joke that lands every time you walk the dog, run errands, or flop on the couch. It slips easily into a casual wardrobe: pair with jeans for morning walks, layer under a flannel for chilly evenings, or wear while you spoil the goodest boy or girl at home. The muted, garment-dyed finish gives depth to the color and softens with each wash so the shirt only gets better with time.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, breathable, pre-shrunk
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft texture and lived-in color
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for longevity
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean